My former 'Shipping Containers' titled site has died a very messy and painful death. Be welcome to the Lime Beer Network, where you can, and will, experience the very same recycled jokes and general human degradation that We used to deliver to you by the container load. Now, the world wide cyberspace thingy will ensure you that your dose of excrement will be delivered to your desktop whilst still steaming, without any interference from your local Bureau Of Customs, or Department Of Human Dignity And Good Taste.
It's Back! The Shipping Containers site has returned home after it's wanderings on the Plains Of Dotcom Disasters. Go there. Be amazed! Wonder at what the fuss was about in the first place!
So we have a web site that used to be titled Shipping Containers. As you wend your way through this misbegotten trash, you will notice that there is absolutely nothing here about Shipping Containers. How come?*
If all of mankind's technological advances have led to this website, then we would be better off back in the trees. With George Dubberyar Bush.
Quick, George Dubberyar, Summa Bed Linen was hiding behind the copyright notice just a few minutes ago!
*I could have said that I was shipping containers of good content to the people of the world. Well, I could. But then again, I could always tell the truth, always a novel experience for me, that a client folded up his tent and left me the proud owner of this web address, and provided yet another opportunity for me to waste everybody's time and bandwidth, and bore everyone shitless. Now that the original site name has gone, I could delete all this garbage. But it took me a week to type it, and two weeks to spell check it*, so IT STAYS! O.K.?
*you try spell checking real English with a U.S. English spell checker!
I could apologise for doing this horrible thing, but then everyone would know that I was lying.
We plagiarise text and graphics from the rest of the internet so you don't have to.
And loving it!
Support the mentally challenged and hire the poor silly bastard!
The Shipping Containers Saga.
I have been told that if a web site's content has no relationship to the domain name, a challenge against ownership of that name could be successful. So I had better put in a reference to shipping containers so some smart a--- doesn't dive bomb me. Here goes...
Shipping containers often contain things and can be found on ships and other things used for shipping stuff that need to be contained for shipping.
Boy, am I glad that is over.
Actually, all the above is nothing more than low quality crap, as the dive bombers got me and the original domain name has joined the Dodo. Or maybe, George Dubberyar Bush. Is there a difference?
The Holy Webmaster sees the future!
Got nothing better to do? Is your life as interesting as a gas bill? Are you as deep as a Kylie Minogue record? Still looking as young as Keith Richards? Still not weaned?
Then seek enlightenment from Wankenstein's Monster himself, The Holy Webmaster, who is nearly as bad as Leroy Brown and was last seen loitering with intent at this location
Copyright © 2002 Brian Brett
