often appear on the sidewalkz of the world.
When I grow up I want to be a self opinionated windbag, just like my role model, George Dubberyar Bush.
Did you hear about the gay man who went on the pill because he didn't want any backwards children?
My excessive Lime Beer addiction has not harmed me in any way!
Taking George Dubberyar Bush's statement to it's logical conclusion, should I not bomb Tokyo as at one time the Japanese wanted to kill my father?
Angry husband will not stop me calling honourable mother.
BALLAD OF THE DUBBERYAR MAN *
George snorted some coke
which started off his lying
then his life was complete
when the draft he did cheat
he counted the votes
found he had lost
to those other scrotes
but he paid an amount
bought a recount
shut Gore baby out
the opposition finally died
and the F.B.I. is laughing
fascist ways have returned
freedom's ways have been lost.
*to the tune "I Started A Joke" by The Bee Gees. (more or less)
Still no sign of Summa Bed Linen. Boy, can he run and hide, or WHAT!
Boy bands were bad enough, but this is ridiculous.
The Wanker's Most Holy Wanker-in-Chief must think He is the Pope or something, that is why he spends all his time trying to defrock women.
Copyright © 2002 Brian Brett
