has disappeared since the creation of The Most Holy U.S. Presidency.
Satan wants nothing to do with this site, he is too busy in the U.S. of A. redesigning the ship of state so that it lists to starboard and only makes sharp, right hand, turns.
Looking for the Satanists? They have all gone here, every last one of them!
Meet the newly unemployed.
The world's first successful mechanical pussy.
The Queensland Jumping Crab, Itchynackerous Scratchemoften
Johnny Howard is the only person whom Alan Ladd* could call 'shorty'. (*or should that be Sylvester Stallone?)
The Three Tinarses - George Dubberyar Bush, Tony 'who's a pretty boy then' Blair, and Johnny 'I'm down here' Howard.
My God, only Hyacinth Bucket can save our backsides now!
Why, oh why, do our politicians keep licking the boots of that screwball!
Bomb Afghanistan, bomb Iraq. Decisions, decisions!
Copyright © 2002 Brian Brett
