are very boring, I mean, how many tins of snuff can you watch before nodding off?
O.K., so it is a pretty smart arsed way of getting you to visit this site, using 'Snuff Movies' as a come on, but now that you are here, you might as well accept the invitation from Holy and Mrs. Webmaster to have a look around, and be amazed by the unspeakable crap that they are trying to pass off as content.
In fact, if the saying 'content is king' is true, then this site is definitely a republic.
Coming soon to a Democratic People's Republic near you! Be repressed, be very repressed!
Oh shit, Iraq is letting the weapons inspectors back in! Now who is George Dubberyar Bush going to have his little war with. Residents of Grenada! Do not start reading any long novels!
George Dubberyar Bush press conferences are NOT snuff movies. Brain dead don't count!
Q What is the difference between U.S. foreign policy and a fart?
A The fart smells a whole lot better, and is probably more useful.
The new fashion in Iraqi after shave.
AQQK CCXZ MMUY VRIW DIAP RREB TAMU XUIO FEMY FRIG GQPI VVVV CLWR*
*This is a secret code calling upon all the faithful to commence the final assault against the Great Satan. Then again, maybe not.
Wouldn't it be nice if they shot a snuff movie in the Evil, oops, Oval Office!
My girlfriend is dying for a part in a snuff movie.
No, no policies in here either. George Dubberyar, where DID you put your damn policies?
The Most Holy Webmaster has recently been appointed President-For-Life of the Imperial Trapezoid, Rhomboid, And Right-Angle Appreciation Society of the Seychelles Islands. Tomorrow, the world!
How come snuff movies never have sequels?
Warning, if you go to Z'Ha'Dum, the ratings will DIE!
I am the intellectual property collection man, and I WILL be visiting your country soon!
George Dubberyar Bush's brain cells are as dense as automobile traffic during rush hour on Pitcairn Island.
The darkness has engulfed what was white
and the jackboot hides the cloven hoof
the shadow of evil spreads between the waters
the pawns emerge from the western ocean
to take back what they can never possess
bound by oath to powers of darkness
their minds have been numbed by the Lie
as the Powers worship the words of the Dark Doctor
the Foolish are evil, the Evil only foolish
right has become wrong, the lessons unlearnt
greed and power are evil brothers
who dwell in the heart of the boardrooms
where power is black, and black is power
and they give up their souls to the scrip that is green
the cockroaches shall inherit the Earth.
Copyright © 2002 Brian Brett
